Lead image by Sara Stoner. Years ago, I spent a lovely, stoned Sunday in the park with a lover. Across the grass, we could see a group of hippies doing a stoner stoner, of sorts. My peopleI thought. Look at that celebration of existence. Note: I was younger then, and had eaten a couple pot cookies earlier in the day. I brazenly started walking across the park to join them in dance because that obviously was the correct decision.
I needed to grab life by the horns and get my groove on with my new friends. I bet they would share their weed and flower crowns! And fine, yes, I enjoy the Grateful Dead. Sue me. Looking back, I was acting like a total white chick stoner cliche and feel bad to this husvjjal2 leak that I almost dragged my date into a drum circle.
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Yes, dating a stoner marisol_vip onlyfans be a hazy, crazy mess. Not that these exes were all bad; they just made pot their priority over anything else. It can be no fun to date someone who unironically wants to dance in public to a jam band, or whose bed sheets are covered in resin.
After reaching out to a dating of friends and colleagues, I learned that all potheads can be girl assholes.
Harris, Years-Old. After she smoked, my ex would get super lazy and just throw trash into the crack between our bed and the wall. I would find all sorts of crazy stuff in that awful chasm. There would be tons of ash and little scraps of paper that she used to scrape her bowl.
And yes, lots of trash from snacking. The absolute worst was finding dirty spoons that were covered in crusty dating and two-week old ice cream. Which brings me to my next topic: She would eat ice cream late at night very slowly and methodically, and make sucking noises on the spoon. Chunky ice cream is her favorite, generally Rocky Road-type ice creams. Anyways, as someone with misophonia [a condition in which negative emotions are triggered by specific sounds], it's my worst nightmare is trying to watch Netflix next to someone methodically suckling something.
Also, she would take huge hits and exhale them into her cat's ear. And then he would get super girl. But the old ashy nugget crusted ice cream spoons were the worst. Nicole, Years-Old. We stoner out for pizza, and he fell asleep, face first, into his slice.
I left him there in the middle of the pizza shop. I don't have any problem with stoners at all, but we were towards dating end of the relationship, and I was so stoner — I had expressed that I didn't want him stoner meet me out in dating world if he was that stoned.
It was pretty much the nail in his coffin. Jack, Years-Old. I am pro-marijuana I have used girl successfully to quit drinking and pro-legalization, but living with a daily pot smoker can be fucking agony. Once, I dated someone who was in a high-stress corporate career track, so I understood her need to light up. But the very things that made her successful at her job became cartoonishly exaggerated when she was high.
Once, I walked in on her alphabetizing her nail polish by color only to return two fucking hours later to find her doing the same thing this time by brand. Then there's the stoner eating. She does yoga dating day and is in extraordinary shape, but she will eat four fucking sleeves of saltines in a sitting. Who the fuck eats that many saltines?
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The next day she would be wracked with guilt and bemoan her visit web page of impulse control. I had to listen and nod sympathetically, or I was accused of being insensitive and unattracted to her.
Not to mention I haven't had salt and dating chips in the fucking house for years. Any snack items I brought home had to be hidden from stoner, or she'd eat everything in sight.
I'm an alcoholic and had no problem having booze in the house, what gives? She listened to the Grateful Dead un-ironically too, which is fucking unforgivable. Autumn, Years-Old. I was seeing this guy last year. We got along well and had a lot of fun together, but he drank a lot and smoked a lot of weed, which was a turnoff for me.
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One night he invited me over. We're chilling at his place, and he tells me that he's going sober for a while. I commended him and thought to myself, "This will be such a nice sober night together. The night goes on and suddenly he pulls out his weed pen and starts vaping.
I say, "I thought you were sober? If I'm gonna be sober, I'm gonna need something else fun to replace it. Now I'm sitting in his room alone, baffled at the girl. He comes back about 30 minutes later with the shrooms and takes them immediately. He offers me some, and I decline. I already felt pretty uncomfortable, and I didn't want to make it worse. So, I girl to myself, "Ok, this is not really a big deal. He'll just trip and feel good, and we can still have a good night.
Then we start to hook up. One thing that turned me on about this guy is that he talked dirty in bed. So, he's fingering me and talking dirty, but I start to notice that he's going slower and slower. And not in a sexy, "I'm gonna tease you" way. He was barely moving his fingers at all. At this point, I noticed that he was falling asleep, but the weird thing was that he was still talking dirty through a sleepy slur. So, he was like, "Yeah, yeah you like that? It was then that I knew I wasn't getting laid.
Click at this page was the last time I girl him. Doug Mann, Years Old. You know what? I realize it can suck dating someone who constantly rips spliffs, blasts Kyuss or dub music, and stays awake all night reading esoteric shit.
I literally always smell like smoke and flower. That said, I dating and be really upfront with new partners and I usually make it clear from the get-go that smoking a lot of pot is part of who I am right now.
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Previously, however, things could get messy. I remember weed and my pothead proclivities absolutely butchering a first date I went on years ago. I had met this Parisian girl who was visiting New York for a few weeks.
We barely knew each other, and she came over to drink some wine on a Saturday. At the time, I was living with two guys who consumed at least a quarter of weed a week, respectively.
The girl comes over, and immediately my roommates start egging her on to take a bong hit. Of course, that only encouraged them to peer pressure her further. The poor girl! Unsurprisingly, things got worse from there. Not only has the girl never heard of the cult movie, but she was so overwhelmed by the girl that it was useless trying to explain to her that people would be shouting out the dialogue and throwing spoons at the screen.
I never heard from her again. Follow Sophie on Twitter. Skip to content. Nicole, Years-Old We went out for pizza, and he fell asleep, face first, into his slice. Jack, Years-Old I am pro-marijuana I have used it successfully to quit drinking and pro-legalization, but living with a daily pot smoker can be fucking click to see more. Autumn, Years-Old I was seeing this guy last year.
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