The tinder-match-bumble game was honestly SO addicting. I just want to share a few funny stories, ridiculous moments, and other nonsense.
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These are photos from an actual Bumble date where I made this dude a charcuterie and made him take pictures of me for 3 hours whoops! This disaster is pretty self-explanitory. The dude said he was six feet tall. I like tall guys.
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This guy shows up and I had to do a double take… towards the floor. Ummmm, hello? Not to mention this guy had ears the size of Texas from wrestling through high school. Going dutch? Not this time.
You can pay, little man. Okay, holy cow. Dayummmmm, boy. What a beautiful house. Then thoughts started racing. Did he have a family? Am I a side chick? Is he a trust-fund baby? Did he start some start-up and become a 28 year old billionaire? What the heck, dude? Well, the first profile was that he came out and hoped in my passenger seat.
Nicole drinkwater onlyfans leaks is in the shop. I was kinda looking forward to your mint green lambo, but okay, my subaru will do for this date.
So intrigued, I was just wondering about the big house the entire date.
It all has to do with your online dating profile.
He said he was an engineer for a small company. Maybe it went big? All wrong. There were like a million dudes in there. He had a job, but in comparison to the man that could own that house… he was just average. Not suuuuuuper proud of this one either, haha. This guy was so adorable. So charming. He lived in San Francisco. I lived in Newberg, Oregon. Dating what did click do? We planned to meet half way!
This profile probably the craziest dating of my entire dating career. Sorry, people. Things are SO different in person. They always are. There was no spark. It seemed so forced. I felt really stupid driving 6 hours home. Do my parents even know I did this? Well, now they do. Umm, hi! This guy had a username that seemed profile a twitter handle.
So J I went straight to twitter. There he was. So then, I found his full name on Twitter, boom. Now I would do the most stalk-crazy thing ever… I searched him on Facebook, messaged him, and just put myself out there! Griffin had just died a few months prior and I was NOT in a good place.
This was one of those guys. So I guess the moral of the story is, be creepy. Creepy is safer. This guy was creepy from "fails" beginning and I still continued the date!!!! No wonder my parents were worried when I was going on all these dates.
Okay, you hot cold washer hookups when you are periodically pulling out your phone to write down the ridiculous grammar mistakes that someone profile making outloud… the date is so worth it. I mean, half of these dates were worth the fails, just for the story-telling afterwards. So this mechanic shows up, one hoop earring, guys, just one. This guy was a train wreck, people. I almost felt kinda bad for him, but I still stuck it out… for the comic relief.
Examples of things that fails said:. This guy was the worst. This guy was so impressed with himself. He played in the MLB or something and made alllll this money and sent me realllly weird pictures of himself. Anyways, when I told him about my wins at work, he was like oh, and then trampled on them with gloating dating his latest commission. I would LOVE to hear about your fails stories dating the comments! Any dewsies?
Dec 4 Written By Chelsea Smith.
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