Ever since moving to Europe three years ago, and particularly since launching this male-objectifying exercise of a blog, I have been repeatedly advised — no, instructed — to dating to Scandinavia.
Finally, last weekend, I went. Must have common mission of ava nicks onlyfans leaks remote destinations, equipped with a low budget and high expectations.
Stop 1: Copenhagen. Never did I think it possible for one city to house this many good-looking human beings with an inherent penchant for well-cut Acne denim. My jaw dropped the minute I click the following article into a breakfast spot called Union Kitchen and discovered that every male in 5 meter radius, restaurant staff included, appeared to be a Ben Dahlhaus clone.
Unlike French hipsters, most of them looked like they actually showered, although I was slightly thrown off by the abundance of bizarre tattoos decorating the entity of their bodies. The situation only got better throughout the day, hitting its peak at the the Copenhagen Street Market, where I could no longer control myself and actually whipped out my camera to capture and Instagram all the homogenous hotness and my Honeymoon Wife threatened to disown me.
Meeting people in Sweden
Consensus: Definite potential. The people are hot, fun, and inexplicably happy to be alive, which is pretty refreshing and a bit surprising, considering the arctic temperatures 9 months of the year. Overall, Denmark is a swedish place where, with enough alcohol and stamina, all your man fantasies can and will come true. Stop 2: Stockholm. Oh Stockholm. A land of false hope. Of lost dreams. A myth. A dating tale.
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An unfulfilled fantasy of tall hunks and impeccable street style, both of which never quite measured up to our expectations. Maybe we looked in the wrong places, but judging by the size of the city and the blisters on my Converse-clad feed, not a neighborhood was left unexplored.
The main guys lies in the fact that Swedes are simply not the most outgoing people, at least until they are sufficiently drunk.
Please click for source fact, if you want to meet somebody in this city, I suggest you just set your alarm for 2am and come out when they are all on their 15th beer. After a full evening of standing by a bar, batting our eyelashes at men who ignored us like we guys code red Ebola carriers, we finally met two Swedish dating who seemed willing to socialize.
We were just starting to get comfortable, when we were interrupted by an obnoxious, albeit entertaining, Brit drunk, of course. I almost had a heart attack, expecting a fight to break out on the spot, but was even more shocked to discover that our new Swedish friends had slipped through thin air and disappeared.
I could have fought this street fight! For one, I might actually be too Russian for this borderline aggressive form of gender equality. Get ready to stand in an equal-opportunity line with 50 blue-haired bloggers, then in yet another line for a beer, then sit on benches staring at parades of what looks like The Other Stories catalog come to life. Did we get dating right vibe? Is there something we missed? If so, please contribute! OMG I love this blog so much!!
Sounds like an interesting trip at least! My friend wants to know, between the comatose Scandinavians and shy? And great social experiment you witnessed in Stockholm. So now I know how to swedish myself if bored and finding myself in that part of the world. Always appreciate your witty insight. Looking forward to your next post! This is perfect guys as I was planning to go to Sweden in a year for ehem… This blog is what I needed in my life. If you seek love and marrige dont seek it in the capital of sweden.
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PS If you are a hot southern girl from the States. Hahahha I am definitely NOT a hot southern girl from the States but maybe some of the other ladies here are! In any case, thanks for the tips!! Guys should have went to Gothenburg instead of Stockholm. People are weird in Stockholm. In Gothenburg, swedish get personality, cool people, guys totally different spirit than Stockholm. Yes, it is that different.
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Swedish funny! My bf is part Swedish but only really by blood. He looks Swedish but also has other stuff like Native American. He was once a foreign exchange student in Gotland and said he fit in perfectly. For some reason he also speaks the language which he picked up while he was there. Marina, fantastic blog!
So your view is absolute correct according swedish me and I do appreciate the funny and sharp approach you got the picture. Love Nordic people in general and looking forward to explore my Viking roots soon. I guess my question is, do women want the guy who comes up to them, smelling like a distillery and says his one practiced line, or do you want to dating given the chance to come up to guys? Your email address will not be published. Stop 2: Stockholm Oh Stockholm. Just because.
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